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http://www.davechappelle.com
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| a couple of things
is there anybody out there who still doesn't know what the heat index is
and an actual quote
"it will almost feel like 100, i got that by rounding up 99"
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I have a great new closing joke that never fails. I start by saying "How about a big hand for out troops overseas." Then during the applause I say "Thank you, goodnight!" and get off stage.
I've decided that I don't like when a comedian laughs at his own jokes
throughout his entire set,
each night,
and sometimes it's in the exact same spot.
It doesn't make sense to me. The goal of telling a joke is to get a laugh, but it doesn't count if it's from yourself.
That would be like telling a story, in the middle of which you say things aloud like, "That's very interesting" and "how about that!"
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| and with the 3rd pick in th 2006 nba draft, the charlotte bobcats choose:
the walking mustashio
As you all know by now the Cavs are my team and I believe Shannon Brown was the best of what was left, he will be a good replacement for flip murray
i thought they could also have gotten Brown's college teammate Maurice Ager
have there been any duo's like that?
and can anyone explain to me why the cavs had to give their pick to the bobcats last year anytime someone tries to explain it to me its like the explanation for daylight savings |
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| why dont i like baseball?
three words:
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